The Wisdom Tooth

About the show

Act I (Scene 1: Men's Washroom at Porter & Company.) Charley banters with colleagues about his saving so much money and not marrying. He complains of an aching wisdom tooth, and gets a recommendation for a dentist from Sparrow. They all wonder why a bright pretty stenographer nicknamed the Duchess was dismissed suddenly. Charley vows to challenge their boss Mr. Porter about it, but goes quiet when he passes by, drawing his coworkers' derision. (Curtain) Act I (Scene 2: Waiting room of Dentist's office. Later that afternoon.) Charley arrives for his appointment to find four people ahead of him, two men and two women. All the magazines are taken so he goes to a bookshelf and pulls down a volume of fairy tales. The two men tease him about his choice of reading matter; Charley tries to justify it, while the two women smile at his discomfiture. He eventually gives up and leaves without seeing the dentist. (Curtain) Act I (Scene 3: By fireplace of Mrs. Poole's boarding house. That evening.) The various denizens of Mrs. Poole's make their entrances and exits. Sally and Charley sit out dinner because of his tooth. He has bought her a cribbage board, because she used to play it in college. Mrs. Poole is fond of Charley; he has lived there six years and never missed paying rent on time. Farraday discourages Sally from taking Charley seriously, because he lacks opinions of his own. He proceeds to demonstrate this by switching sides in an argument, and each time Charley goes along with Farraday's new opinion. Alone now, Sally tells Charley she likes him, but despairs of freeing the strong person she senses inside him. She calls him a "carbon-copy person" then leaves him in the room now lit only by the fire. He speaks into the fire, wishing his grandparents were there to convince others he was really someone to respect. He hears his long-dead grandma calling "Skeeter! Skeeter!" and answers "Here I am!" The double doors of the room open by themselves, filled with a blue light, as his grandparents enter wearing old-fashioned clothes. (Curtain) Act II (Scene 1: Same as Act I Scene 3. A moment later.) Charley greets his grandparents with relief, telling them he really needs their help. He, and other living people in this scene find nothing incongruous about their presence. The grandparents introduce Lalita, an immortal spirit; Charley and her remember each other from his boyhood. Charley explains the problem he is having with Sally. Summoned to the room by Charley, she is introduced to the grandparents and Lalita. The latter's attire is considered a bit outlandish, so Charley fetches Katie, while the grandparents tell Sally about Charley's deeds as a boy in Indiana, how he saved a horse from a barn fire and rescued a mule from a pit. Katie agrees to take Lalita to Sally's room for a change of dress. Farraday is called for by Sally to see the true Charlie, but he refuses to change his opinion of him. In a moment, he is proved right, when Mrs. Poole enters to scold Bemis about Lalita. She insists the spirit and the old folks leave her house, and Charlie does not stand up for them. At this, the grandparents and Lalita fail to recognize Charlie as Skeeter, the boy they used to know. They depart calling for him. Sally encourages Charly to go seek Skeeter too, to recapture his lost self. Charley starts out the door calling after his grandparents. (Curtain) Act II (Scene 2: Blackdrop with only Charley's face lit up.) Voices are heard, some from Charley's youth, others just fellow travelers on the mysterious road Lalita and his grandparents took. Charley tries to speak with the voices of his youth, reminding them of shared events. At mention of a circus, he recalls working to earn tickets for him and his grandparents. The circus voices and noises begin to predominate and music is heard. (Curtain) Act II (Scene 3: An old fashioned circus.) Charley finds himself under a big top, with circus performers and crew moving about. Grandpa and Grandma Bemis come in, happy that Charley, whom they once again recognize as Skeeter, provided tickets for them. Barnum and Bailey greet them and introduce the clowns and animal trainer. They spot Porky wriggling in under the canvas, but Barnum and Bailey allow him to enter. Charley sees Everett hauling water for the animals. Everett explains he took the job after his last sentence for drunkenness was done. Charley introduces Lalita as his girl, but Everett corrects him; your girl is my niece Mildred. She now appears, glad to have met up with Charley and delighted to meet Lalita. Porky challenges Mildred and Charley; he cannot see Lalita because he does not believe in fairies. The clowns join in the rough teasing, but all are put in their place when Skeeter appears. Though smaller than Porky, he forces him to back down and apologize. Charley implores Skeeter to help him recover his courage. Skeeter agrees to help Charley, for a little while. (Curtain) Act II (Scene 4: Mr. Porter's office) Skeeter takes Charley to the present time, but the haziness of light signals another fantasy scene. Sparrow brings accounts for Mr. Porter, who asks for Charley. Skeeter is ignored by Sparrow and Mr. Porter, who both welcome Charley. The latter immediately announces his resignation, explaining its the only way he can challenge his big boss about the dismissal of the Duchess. After some verbal skirmishing, Mr. Porter reveals the Duchess was habitually late for work, incompetent, and overly familiar. He then asks Charley to reconsider his resignation, and he agrees to stay. Skeeter says he is leaving now to return to Grandma and Grandpa. Charley wants him to stay and help bolster his courage, but Skeeter is adamant he is not going to babysit Charley. He will, however, be there if Charley really needs him. They shake hands and part, with Charley musing "Gee, I was a swell kid". (Curtain) Act III (Same as Act I Scene 3. Same evening, 10:30 pm.) Charley finds himself back in front of the fire at Mrs. Poole's. She brings in Sparrow, who has come to borrow some money for taking a young lady home by taxi cab. Kellog and Fry join them for a brief discussion about business and the French war debt. Charley gradually comes to self-realization as he listens to their opinions. When Faraday and his wife return from the cinema, Charley reminds them of his recommending the film. Despite the late hour, he telephones Porter at home and challenges him over the dismissed Duchess. Sally has come into the room and hears the call. Mr. Porter fires Charley over the phone for impudence. Charley tells Sally he does not care, he said what he meant to say. Sally is delighted, and signals her renewed interest in Charley by agreeing to teach him to play cribbage. (Curtain)